History’s Most Famous Last Words
It's a sad fact we have to face: we're all going to kick the bucket eventually. Whether it's from old age or a freak accident, each of us will see a light at the end of the tunnel some day. If you're smart, though, (or just lucky) you'll take the opportunity to leave some words of wisdom or tell a legendary joke on your deathbed. The famed dying words of these people have become a part of history itself and kept our memory of them from dying.
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Groucho Marx
The comedian with dozens of famous quotes (and many that he didn't say but are attributed to him anyway) couldn't leave this life without giving us one last zinger. In 1977, at the age of 87, he was hospitalized with pneumonia. Before his death, he said, "Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" You've got to wonder how long he'd been saving that line. -
Nathan Hale
Hale is often more remembered for his final words than he is for the life he lived. During the American Revolution, Hale was sent to spy on the British troops on Long Island, N.Y., the only person who volunteered for the dangerous job of reporting from behind enemy lines. He ended up being captured by the British and hanged in 1776, but not before delivering the well-known patriotic phrase: "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country." Hale is considered a historical American hero for his brave act and catchy one-liner. -
John Barrymore
Theater-goers today would probably recognize the name John Barrymore as the grandfather of actress Drew Barrymore, but he was a famous actor in his own right. Part of the celebrated Barrymore acting family, John Barrymore has been considered one of the best actors of his time, with a career that lasted from around 1913 until 1940. He died in 1942, but not before delivering this proud line: "Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." And then it happened, whether he allowed it or not. -
Oscar Wilde
The famed poet and playwright must've known he had to have something great to say as his parting words. After all, his whole life had been about words (his notable works include The Importance of Being Earnest and The Picture of Dorian Gray), and he couldn't go out on a bad note. Just before his death from cerebral meningitis in 1900, he said, "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go." Some historians believe these weren't his final words, but may have been uttered in the weeks leading up to his death. Either way, it seems as if the wallpaper won. -
Humphrey Bogart
The American Film Institute named Humphrey Bogart the greatest male cinema star ever, but there's one thing even more certain than that: the man liked to drink. He had once suggested that world peace could be achieved if the world leaders all just had a few drinks together. When the Casablanca star passed away in 1957, he seemed to have just one regret: "I never should've switched from scotch to martinis." -
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill had so much going on in his life that death was the least interesting thing to ever happen to him. He served as the Prime Minister of England twice, won a Nobel Prize in Literature, and became the first Honorary Citizen of the United States. It'd be hard to crack open a history book without finding a mention of Churchill and his great feats. So it's no wonder that as he faced death in 1965 at the age of 90, he told loved ones, "I'm so bored with it all." -
Charlie Chaplin
You might not expect a silent-film star to have anything interesting to say, but Charlie Chaplin's last words gave the actor a voice some of us didn't know he had. Well into his career, he did begin to appear in talkies and obviously said something wrong in his personal life because he was exiled to Europe during the McCarthy Era. His dying words, though, are more well remembered. When a priest pronounced "May the Lord have mercy on your soul," Chaplin said to him, "Why not? It belongs to him." -
James French
Condemned criminals typically have a lot of time to think about what they're going to say before they're executed. Some express remorse, reassure their families that they love them, or maintain their innocence. But others have a little more fun with the legacy they're leaving. While serving a life sentence, French murdered his cellmate and was ordered to be executed by electric chair in 1966. When he was asked if he had any last words he wanted to say, French said to the members of the press in the audience, "How's this for a headline? 'French Fries.'" Another executed criminal named George Appel told his executioners, "Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel." -
Voltaire
The noted French philosopher and outspoken voice against the religious dogma of the time spent his life writing thousands of letters and pamphlets as one of the French Enlightenment leaders. A few months before his death, Voltaire believed he was dying and summed up his feelings in writing: "I die adoring God, loving my friends, not hating my enemies, and detesting superstition." He survived though, and got a do-over in May 1778. Though his critics say he repented or died in agony, his supporters say he refused his last rites with a little bit of sass. A priest told him to renounce Satan before his impending death, and Voltaire replied, "Now, now, my good man, this is not the time for making enemies." -
Jesus Christ
Whether you're a Christian or not, you probably are familiar with the last words of Jesus as he died on the cross, as recorded in the Bible. Before his death, he is said to have spoken with God, another criminal on the cross, and his mother, but his most well-known line was "It is finished." According to Christian teachings, he was referring to his life and his job on earth as the son of God. Even those who don't believe in him as the messiah know that these last words became important ones in the world's history.





















The tragic death of Marilyn Monroe has led many to wonder if it was in fact a suicide, or if it was actually a murder. On Aug. 5, 1962, Monroe was found dead in her home after allegedly overdosing on barbiturates. Although the coroner's report called Monroe's death a probable suicide, many people still believe she was murdered. At the time of her death, the 36-year-old starlet was allegedly involved with John F. Kennedy and possibly his brother, Robert, which has led to various conspiracy theories about her mysterious death. Others believe it could have been the work of the CIA or mafia.
The death of rap legend Notorious B.I.G. has continued to mystify those investigating the 14-year-old murder case. On March 9, 1997, Notorious B.I.G. and his entourage attended an after party following the Soul Train Awards. After leaving the party, a black Chevrolet Impala SS pulled alongside Notorious B.I.G.'s GMC Suburban and its lone driver fired at the men. The man shot Biggie four times in the chest and the rapper was pronounced dead shortly after the incident. The murder remains unsolved, but there are many theories as to what happened to Biggie that dark night. Many believe it was an act of the West Coast rap rivals, while others suggest corrupt LA police officers were behind the shooting.
The mysterious death of TV's Superman, George Reeves, has caused a great deal of debate over the events of June 16, 1959. After a night of dinner and drinks with friends, Reeves was found lying naked on his bed with a gun between his feet. His house guests made a delayed call to the police and were unable to give officers clear or coherent witness accounts of the night. Police labeled Reeves' death a suicide. Reeves' fiancé, Leonore Lemmon, said he was depressed from his "failed career." Some have attributed his alleged suicide to being type-casted as Superman and not being able to find new work because of his well-known role.
The unsolved murder of Tupac Shakur has remained a subject of controversy over who killed the rap artist and why. On the night of Sept. 7, 1996, Shakur was shot multiple times by drive-by shooters in a white, late-model Cadillac. Shakur was taken to a Las Vegas hospital, where he was sedated and placed on life support machines. Shakur remained in the trauma center for six days and died of internal bleeding on Sept. 13, 1996. Several theories surfaced about who was responsible for Tupac's death. Rival East Coast rapper Notorious B.I.G., Orlando "Baby Lane" Anderson, and the Southside Crips have been linked to the attack. Tupac's killer or killers have yet to be found and the case remains unsolved.
On Dec. 20, 2009, actress Brittany Murphy collapsed and died from a combination of multiple drug intoxication, pneumonia, and an iron deficiency. At the time of Murphy's death, the 32-year-old was battling laryngitis and flu-like symptoms and was taking a wide range of prescription and over-the-counter medications, including an antibiotic, cough medicine, and several prescription pain killers. Although the death was ruled as an accident, many questioned the cause of her death and if her husband was somehow involved. Adding to the mystery of Murphy's death, her husband, Simon Monjack, died five months later from natural causes. The English screenwriter also apparently suffered acute pneumonia and severe anemia. Theories circulated about other possible causes of the deaths, including toxic mold in their house, which was vehemently dismissed by the coroner and her mother.
The unsolved murder of Bob Crane, the star of Hogan's Heroes, has left many wondering who was actually responsible for the brutal killing. While working on his play, Beginner's Luck, in Scottsdale, Ariz., Crane was found bludgeoned to death with what was believed to be a camera tripod. A day before his death, Crane allegedly called John Henry Carpenter to end their friendship following an argument they had in person. Carpenter was an electronics salesman who videotaped Crane's sexual escapades with women. Carpenter was the accused murderer, but his name was cleared due to insufficient evidence.
The unsolved murder of aspiring actress Elizabeth Short has sparked an enormous amount of interest in her life and subsequent death. On Jan. 15, 1947, Short was gruesomely murdered, stripped naked, mutilated, and severed into two pieces. The incident became known as the Black Dahlia murder. The public was fascinated by the murder and detectives were on a mission to find her killer. The alleged killer sent some of Short's belongings to the editor of the Los Angeles Examiner, and wrote letters to the newsroom calling himself the "Black Dahlia Avenger." Although more than 50 men and women have confessed to Short's murder, the murderer has not yet been caught.
The death of martial arts movie icon Bruce Lee shocked the world and left the public with many questions surrounding his untimely demise. On July 20, 1973, Lee was found unconscious and later pronounced dead after allegedly experiencing an allergic reaction to the prescription painkiller Equagesic, which was given to him by his colleague Betty Ting Pei. The coroner's report ruled "death by misadventure." A few months before his death, Lee suffered from seizures and headaches and was diagnosed with cerebral edema. Lee experienced the same symptoms on the day of his death, which has fueled differing views of why he died. Some of the popular theories about Lee's death include that it was a murder involving the triads, and someone was out to curse him and his family. Others believe it was a delayed reaction from a deadly fighting strike.
Kung Fu star David Carradine was found naked and dead in his Bangkok hotel suite on June 3, 2009. The 72-year-old's body was hanging by a rope in the closet of his hotel. His wrists, neck, and genitals had been tied up, leading the media to point to suicide or an accident during autoerotic asphyxiation. Some of Carradine's ex-wives confirmed that the actor liked to engage in dangerous self-bondage and sexually deviant behavior. Autopsies concluded that Carradine did not commit suicide and asphyxiation was the likely cause of death. Although some still speculate that Carradine committed suicide or was murdered, the investigators did not find enough evidence to back these theories.
On Dec. 16, 1935, movie star Thelma Todd was found dead in her parked car in actress Jewel Carmen's garage. Carmen was the former wife of Todd's lover. The cause of death was carbon monoxide poisoning, but was it suicide or murder? Todd had blood on her head and dress, which indicated that she may have been knocked unconscious before being poisoned, while others believed she was targeted for extortion and decided to end her own life. Two years later, Todd's ex-husband was murdered and the mystery continues.














